A lot of people who know me know that I love clean. But before you say “doesn’t everybody love being clean” or “doesn’t everybody like clean people around them” and all the other –doesn’t everybody’s– you may be thinking, I’m talking about clean clean. Where sterile is in view but you’re not quite there because, well, sterile beckons mental illness and let’s face it – it’s not healthy.
I take a shower every morning, something everybody should do! I do it almost as soon as I wake up. Taking another shower is not unlikely. I will take another one if I:
- Handle dirt – in clothes, dishes, general household/workplace cleaning, animals, people =S
- Am exposed to excessive wind (like many people, I use moisturizer. This could create a surface for bacteria, dirt and other unwanted particles in the air to stick to your skin. This counts especially if you have oily skin. My face tends to get quite oily during the day, unfortunately)
- Get sweaty
- Get hot, but this is for comfort reasons
- Am exposed to chemicals
- Come from some place visibly dirty
- And many more reasons, for comfort and/or for hygiene.
I brush my teeth at least three times a day and floss once a day. I have heard that brushing more than three times a day could damage enamel and gums but at times I can’t help it. Let’s say I have a weak moment and eat food heavily loaded with sugar. I know that not long afterwards, yucky shi* starts to form. I would rather not feel this with my tongue, so I brush. And if I am eating food with strong smells, I would brush.
Anyway what I just explained are the simple things that I wish everybody else would do, not just for the sake of their own hygiene, but for my comfort when I’m in personal contact with them, or in breath vicinity, you know?!
There are many more things that I do for a clean Bup, but let’s just leave them out before people start to believe I’m abnormal.
What this is really about..
…Is not only being clean. But looking clean and feeling clean. I want clear skin and I want to free all toxins from my body. Yeah, “doesn’t everybody?“. But if everybody does, then why the fu*k are they sitting on their asses and wishing for it to happen with a frikkin’ oily cheese burger/sugar loaded fizzy drink/salty ass fries/dirty nails on hands that have been deprived from soap, ‘forgetting‘ to wash them after using the toilet. Oh so you didn’t touch your dick or you didn’t actually feel the pee through the tissue after wiping your unshaven pus*y??? Huh?!? Guys!!! (and girls!!!!) think about the handle you used to open that bathroom door, the bacteria on the toilet seat when you lifted it (which guys, you should do), the flush lever that EVERYONE uses after releasing weight from their intestines with UNWASHED fingers!! *Ehem* I’m sorry I got sidetracked..
Anyway, I done some research on the internet. And let me assure you that it wasn’t the first time I have used the internet for this purpose. So I can base the method I’m about to apply on my lifestyle on many articles from many blogs/sites/pamphlets and even word of mouth. I constantly build a database of facts and tips that helped build the exterior of Bup that you see before you, deleting all the phony details and retaining as well as practicing effective ones.
I write this post with a confidence that I have found a great answer which will produce results for brighter, healthier and smoother skin.
No, I will not be advertising the method in this current post. Sorry. But this is because I do not intend to relay inaccurate, ineffective and generally, crap information. REMEMBER, no matter how confident I am at this point about this, this is still a trial. I want to find out if it works. If it does, then EFFING GREAT!!!! You guys will most definitely hear about it. If not, I have no problem in writing up a new post explaining that it was just another lame excuse for a method which does shi* all for you – a waste of time. But trial and error is life guys.
Anyway, everybody KNOWS what the method is. It’s just that everybody has stupid and lame excuses to not do it. Lazy fuck*rs. To be honest, that includes me. But look! I’m doing something now..
Watch this space, or my face 🙂
Oh and despite all the attacks in this post that I have made to the general public, especially to you dirty motherfuck*rs, I still promote love.:D
LOVE YOU ALL:)
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Thought of the day 140610
•June 14, 2010 • Leave a CommentOh I forgot to add to my previous post this little comment. But I might aswell make it a ‘thought of the day’ post. Why not?!
Anyway…
Don’t you just find it funny when you make a snidey, indirect comment/status update or WHATEVER and the person you’re actually talking about is one of those who agrees and/or likes the comment?? Especially if they’re the first ones to do so. BWAHAHAHA!!!
But real talk though, you and I should stop doing that (I’ve been doing very good now). Snidey and indirect comments are wrong!!! Hehehe the complications of public venting haha!
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